Have you ever

...carried your baby upside down by one foot looking for a wipe for his dirty bum? eaten most of your kids' macaroni so when they want more you have to tell them sorry; they ate it all? told your child the park was "closed" that day? left laundry so long you end up folding two week's worth at once? accidentally washed a load of laundry minus the soap? filled your child's cup with water then a TEEEEENY bit of juice (I do this all day long)? heated up what wasn't eaten for breakfast hoping they'll eat it for lunch? mindlessly passed candy into the backseat just to make it to your destination? caught your son flushing the toilet with his teeth? turned more than one page at once to make a long fairytale a little shorter? left a puppet picnic at the library early because 1. Larry kept running to the stage and 2. Lennon was begging for food from strangers?

filled a pinata full of candy knowing only two kids would be participating?
let your child look like this for three days straight?
watched your babies sleep?
Not posted a picture on your blog because you look fat/ugly/gross/or you were mid-bite/all of the above?
Let your child play naked because it just seemed easier?

Me neither.

P.S. I may continue posting semi-unattractive pictures of myself; it's very liberating. You should try it. I'll only like you more.