#52745: Lennon said, "DAMNIT!" the other day. And he did NOT learn it from his dad.
#79243: The other day I caught myself listening and singing to the world's lamest song on the planet earth. And I was at a stop light with my windows down...sorry if you witnessed this firsthand. Enjoy at my expense.
#42871: Tod is a pretty clean guy so I honestly can't complain. HOWEVER, his worst habit is leaving shoes all over the kitchen. It makes me crazy. One day I was already feeling a little on edge and I tripped on a pair. Something psychotic snapped inside of me...I gathered the three pairs I could see, opened the garage door, and threw them as hard as I could. Scattered shoes, all over the garage. And then I calmly shut the door and moved on, feeling much better.
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Your secrets are hilarious and make me want to live next door to you, and laugh for hours with you. I think it should be a rule that for every "fluffy-perfect post" everyone should be required to make a post like these on their blog.
The list of excuses Keaton will have to be in counseling later in life is LONG AND DETAILED. Sadly, 99.8% of those reasons are because he's got a super awesome crazy mother. :) Lucky kid! All the swearing, clothing issues, manipulation tactics, and the newest... stressing to the point of almost throwing up... (two nights in a row)he gets from ME! YEP! Your welcome Keaton. Good thing he's got Jason to balance out my crazy.
This is why yours is my favorite blog. Whenever I see that you have a new post, I look forward to reading it because you make me laugh every time! And it's because you take the honesty and reality of every day life and make it entertaining. You are so funny! I can totally relate. Our kids are like the exact same age so we have so many similar experiences.... Jeez, I just realized this is going to be a super long comment so I'm going to email you.
Oops.... I just realized that I don't have your email address! Will you send it to me please? Basically, I was just going to tell you that I am going to take up your challenge and do a "Secrets" post.
And thanks a lot, Aaron Neville is going to be in my head all day. But here's my first confession: I listened to the entire song and enjoyed it.
I'm seriously laughing so hard right now...because you are so funny and because I can totally relate. Well, except for the 3 showers a day. I have to bribe Jack with candy to take a shower. Sometimes I decide to not fight the battle and he goes for 3 or 4 days without a bath.
Holly, Holly, Holly...
I think we are kindred spirits. The fridge, the laundry, the T.V., the dinosaur "chicken". That all happens in my house. I have to say, my favorite of all is about the annoying blogs. We know which ones are annoying! Everything is perfect! I'm never upset! My kids are angels! My life is so great! I make people want to gag! So here's my special secret just for you....I'm still waiting for that one name on a little piece of paper.....because that's just the kind of person I am. ;)
I'd never read your blog before until Amy had a link to yours about secrets. I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd add it to my list of links. Hope you don't mind me being nosy. I need a dose of reality once in a while.
I think that it's funny that the !!!!!!!!!!! blogs, are posting about this blog and that maybe you shouldn't focus on the "bad" things. haha
You need to start teaching again, and tell all your hilarious stories. I looked forward to english everyday.
Holly,
I think it's dammit.
Actually it's damn it. I think.
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