Grandma Karen arrived this weekend to help out when the baby comes. Here's what we've done since she arrived:

Walked...

we walked through Costco

we walked through Lowe's

we walked through Barnes and Noble

we walked through Pier I

Albertsons

walked from the back of each parking lot where she chose to park each time...

...at each stop she had me roaming up and down the aisles -- every single aisle

Then we got home and she asked me to teach her the Electric Slide while we made dinner. By then I'd caught on -- she's trying to get this baby out. At this point my contractions were so painful I had to turn her down. Plus, I've never been a huge fan of line dancing. Plus I can't bend over if I want to come back up again.

Yes, I'm having contractions but they're irregular and there has been no pattern. So it could be today or it could be this Friday. Either way I'm walking a lot in case you were wondering.